Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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