Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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