Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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