guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
