so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Randomize
