'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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