he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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