weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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