im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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