wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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