all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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