Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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