I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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