im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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