Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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