Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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