they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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