I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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