ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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