Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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