hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
you will always have a special place in my vag
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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