Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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