if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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