Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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