you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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