This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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