Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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