This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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