I don't think brook has ever known best
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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