I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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