I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize