I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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