you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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