How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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