did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
