South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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