i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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