that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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