the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I looked at my own cervix.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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