One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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