i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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