Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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