Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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