I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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