If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We are two peas in an std pod
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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