fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Still dying that you shit outside
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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