some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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