If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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