You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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