he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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