If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you had me at cake vodka
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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