I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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