I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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