summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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