i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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