I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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