I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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