He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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