Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
How naked do you want me to be?
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